Son of a bitch, Robuttnik… son of a bitch.

Neckbeard, she should, but not like this. No one deserves to be drenched in shit and piss from the Juggalo horde. Except Gallagher, and apparently they respect him for some reason.

I'm sure there have been some "good clowns," but have there ever been "good juggalos?" They really seem to represent everything that's wrong with society.

Oh, what, really? Ok, now I feel bad for her.

Seriously, where's the "Gallagher Gang Raped By Juggalos" headline?

Or, even better, we could just ignore them and hope the rest of society takes notice and starts ignoring them as well. Then, maybe, just maybe, they'll all go back to MySpace where they belong.

That, my HipsterDBag friend, is a mystery that the greatest minds of our time still cannot figure out.

Fuck
That really, somehow, made me worried about ever leaving my dog home alone while I'm at work ever again, and how much it would suck if he died.

That's exactly…

Jin Harpelt

Everyone everywhere should do everything in honor of Louis C.K. Forever.

Staff ZING!

What about Poutine? That makes a *kind* of sense, or isn't that French-Canadian enough?

Not my heart, Arsenio. Not my heart.

Still
Not going to be as good as the British version.

Damn it, I know they don't have a nominee, but they're just sneaky enough to do something like this and then blame someone else.

Someone needs to see what Amazing Larry was doing while this whole shebang was going down.

They were both up for Swayze's role in Donnie Darko.

True Blood? Good Wife? Those are the 2 I don't understand, but I respect everyone's opinions and their unique tastes for entertainment.

NBC… it just has to be
Right? Who else would pull this shit if not NBC themselves?