Ugh, I hate when people try to understand the opposition, just hate them and be done with it you thick fuck.

Fine, fine, fine.

You'll get nothing and like it!

[HIGH FIVES KIRK.]

Gay Cockshooter was what I planned on naming my first born child, but now I'll have to go back to the drawing board. Fuck.

Also, he played Star Jones, who is a lawyer.

King Bastard that was awesome.

If this is truly a double post I am terribly sorry. I only wrote it out once and somehow there are 2 here.

Bear With Me
So…

Bear With Me
So…

You're wrong and you should feel wrong!

Answer: Sand Crabs.

Hi, Doggy!
[HIGH FIVES KIRK AND NOT. ANNOYS OTHER POSTERS. FARTS.]

But wait…there's more!

I just don't get his appeal, seriously. He seems like a great guy to bring to parties or have a beer with, but I would never pay anything even resembling money to see him perform standing up comedy. Having said that, it's a very subjective art form and I bet tons and tons of people think he's hysterical. So, who the…

Oatmeal is less tone-deaf.

I think we should all strive to be more like that schizophrenic man, Haden.

[TURNS INTO GIANT, PIANO PLAYING, SLIGHTLY VAGINAL OCTOPUS. DESTROYS HIS LEAST FAVORITE DELI. FARTS]

Hey, Buddy!

You don't? Alright then.