Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

teadoust you are truly the conscience this place needs to keep it firmly grounded in some sort of reality, and I love you for it. Thank you.

{MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING HIGH FIVES FUCKING KIRK!]

Alright, if that's how you feel, I'm done. Thanks everyone, it's been fun.

Judging from the article's write up of the movie in question, I don't think much acting will be required.

It DID take him 3 days to read the resurrection directions, TLOAOTA, so I think it's fair to mock the son of God's learning difficulties and inability to read.

She was in "Bones" and from the pictures I saw of her, dang, she really is the cream of the cat's accordion.

Hey, Juanito, all due respect and everything, but fuck you.

She's a might purty girl to look at, especially in that movie what she plays a stripper in.

Fellas and Dames, the Catholic Church has been in complete favor of rusty trombones since Vatican II. Jesus, read a fucking history book!

Gizmoduck, I think we can all agree, is the best fictional character since Jay Gatsby.

You, sir have not had the privilege of reading Stallone's spec-script for Rocky VII.

Before or after turning into an overweight, female dog?

[SCRIBBLES IN NOTEBOOK] Blue you say? Hmm….

Today? No.

Do We Know…
… what Tracy Morgan's bizarre injury is? Is it having a wheel for a foot or some variation on footwheelitis?

Carla Gallo…

I think it's spelled with three more Y's and an extra K, but you've got the gist of it.

I don't trust gargoyles that speak French, no sir, no how.

You guys are the best at this sort of thing and I want to know, definitively which was better: