Bozo?

Grandma's Old Cunt Rag: It's the Cuntiest! (tm)

It was Protestant *something* I'll tell you that much.

Sadly, I feel crushed by that.

Da Bears.

Sports!

You have until Monday to decide.

I'm pretty handsome, Rev. My mom always told me so.

Not going to happen, guys. It's going to be Yanks/Sox as it usually is.

I agree, racism is definitely not good.

I, too, have an opinion.

You mean literally, right?

When does a fauxhawk ever bode well?

Clap.

"I'm mad as hell - at all these darkies, wetbacks and fishheads- and I'm not going to take it anymore."

Ah, no, the sexy part was a joke.

Fuck The Office!

[FARTS]

Dane Cook hosting the Oscars?

He is? I always thought it was Martin Lawrence.