Now, Arsenio, add "cunt" to that and you're in the spirit of this thing.

Cock, Cock, Grandma, Jism, cock!

First of all - fuck Al Davis right in his old, annoying neck.

Paint my fence!

Hey, I'll be in New Hampshire this weekend! Should I bring my nice Klan hood or my casual confederacy wear?

It Should've Been…
…Bea Arthur! Damn it! Why did Bea Arthur have to die? She was such a sexy, funny lady.

We'll Always Have Seinfeld Reruns
To remind us that Larry David did a pretty passable George Steinbrenner impression.

Big Knife, my gut tells me he's going to go with "zipperhead" but my gut is also very hungry… and racist evidently.

What? Even the Dave Attell version was canned? Now what am I supposed to do with all these tea cup poodles and miniature parakeets?

as produced by Girl Talk.

Mad at Minorities Max.

Are you fucking kidding me?
This is all starting to seem like some kind of trick, or a present for the internet. I don't know which.

Fuck me, right?

@kirk

*Spam Spaz, sorry my fingers only work when they don't know what they're up to.

Alright, +2 internets for Span Spaz.

Attractive you say?

This calls for: 48 snaps in a frowny-face formation.

[DOES MACARENA. FALLS DOWN. FARTS]

"taylor made for television"
That statement is usually a great sign that something terrible will come of this.