I'd vote for Nixon's ghost in 2012! Make it happen Angel-George!

I'm pretty sure that would be the highlight of many lives, GeoGreg.

Tails?

Hips and nips. Tits and teeth. Six a one…

That makes more sense to me than her having honest to goodness offspring.

I wonder if she'll be Jumping…jack…fla…fuck this.

I kind of wish we didn't have this thread, Kirk. Ah, well…

Billy, I think you mean she's "clinically insane" and "needs to start taking medication to calm the voices in her head" and "let Mel Gibson play with her children because of the last two things I wrote."

[BLUSHES, KICKS DIRT IN COY MANNER]

I wish, someday, in the not to distant future an actual celebrity (for real) that gets bashed around these parts would should up and try to defend him or herself, but, that'll probably never happen in real life so I'll just take this for what it is and console myself by chewing on a nice stick of gum.

Wait, wait, wait…
… Whoopi Goldberg has kids?

Ugh, the ol' bait and switch and kidnap and switch and rebait and switch.

I really, really hate to admit that I agree with you on this. I read that earlier and got mad that he wasn't an asshole about. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Wow
He really IS a tremendous actor.

I have failed myself and shamed my family by posting on the wrong thread.

Somewhere out there, right at this very moment, he's firing Billy Martin again.

I loved Kevin Kline until someone told me he was married to Phoebe Cates, who, thanks to Fastimes and Gremlins is and was the reason I reached and successfully completed puberty.

Ah, hell. Mr. Sinatra just went around offering to have legs broken, it was his way of saying hello, thank you, goodbye and "what's for dinner," that's just how the man was.

It's the sequel to "The Informant!"

Luxury! We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hours a day at mill, for twopence a month, come home, and dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle… IF we were lucky!