He's talking about the long lost porn starring Burgess Meredith, but it's still spelled wrong so…

This "woman" you speak of, please explain more.

Damn it! I must have miscalculated the amount of gamma radiation transferred during the initial high-five! It was supposed to be a talking Walrus!

Selling Hitler
"A naive male prostitute and his sickly friend struggle to survive on the streets of Linz, Austria." Starring Dustin Hoffman as "Ratso Hitler" and Jon Voight as "Hermann Buck."

Is it worth renting/netflixing, C.C?

also know as the "Polanski Steamer"

I named my son Sky Rain Hippiebullshit I'll have you know!

O'Douls? What?

So, not Robin Williams then? Ok.

The Last House on Alex
Oh, Alex Where Art Thou
A Hard Days Alex
A Serious Alex
Tyler Perry's Alex
Lone Alex of the Apocalypse

I stand by that.

Excuse me Joe, I believe you meant Blackmerican.

mee mee mee?

I agree, Sheltie, let us all rejoice in America's new found glory and ability to look down our noses at Europe for *something*.

Fist-Cannon locked and loaded and ready to fire, sir.

My sisters went out and bought "Oprah Brand Commencement Speeches" as soon as she was done. Also; high heeled flip flops and a Best Of compilation CD of Calypso music.

Yeesh… black people are taking a hit today…

Start Hoarding!
This is sign that the apocalypse has just begun! Hooray!

You have non internet friends? What's that like?

If "Archer" goes the way of "Party Down" I'm going to be one pissed off AV Club commenter.