And, yet I am the one with piss all over me.

**DOUBLE SPOILER**

So THAT'S what it means!

Louis C.K is a kind of name actor? He might work well, right?

Katy Perry makes music? Huh.

I agree.

Thank God, he'll never be able to fund "The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre 2" now that all this has come to light.

Apparently, my father did the same thing when I was very little. I went to Catholic school; which made it even more awkward.

Braveheartier.

Throw in an "aaarrooogggah" and that's the best car horn in the world.

Most of my best friends are non-existent.

Ah, hell if you're that worried about a shower-rape clause in a movie contract you'd never make it in Hollywood in the first place.

His power will be to connect with other mutants in 6 degrees or less.

I'm putting my foot down and demanding Steve Buscemi play Bruce Banner. That's it, that's the end, you can all go home now.

I get upset over a lot less than this. Like the time my old roommate tried to use my hot plate… oh the blood did flow that night my friends, how it did flow.

"What the fuck… is that urine?"

It's nice to know that this whole time Mel Gibson has secretly wanted to murder Danny Glover… and Joe Pesci.

O'Neal!

"Yo, whatsup? I'm the hulk! I'll smash! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!" -Mark Wahlberg as Bruce Banner.

I, too, will vouch for liking Ang Lee's "Hulk."