Why does that sound like something I've seen before?

Kirk will be playing the non-CGI Hulk, who can only be activated through high-fiving.

No it won't, shut up.

Okay, Fine
I'll do it. I'll be Bruce Banner and I'll work for scale. I've never acted a second in my life, but I'll do it.

What's that you said, Senator? I couldn't hear you over me morally impugning a bunch of people.

Well, Ethan is much more "pro-rape" than Joel.

Shh, shh it's okay, it's okay.

Face punch, motherfucker.

I conquer.

General, that is the best comment I've read on here in.. well, possibly ever.

You know it, Adolph!

"…my daddy once saved 5 crackheads from a burnin' building, by himself."
"My daddy once caught a bullet with his… is that guy raping a 13 year old girl?"

Lions, as a whole, are pretty lazy when it comes to judicial processing, so even they were to prosecute him it would have to be on their own time.

Damn it, damn it, damn it… -sigh-

Nothing like reading a rapist is "free to go" to get your weeks started off on the right foot. -sigh- I'm going to go kick a baby in the fucking face.

As a man who has no time for emotions or "feelings" I am afraid to admit this felt like I got sucker punched by Jesus Christ riding a Care-Bear.

Really?
This AND the news that Harvey Pekar died has made for a very melancholy Monday.

This fucking sucks.

Oh, it will be, Fast Zombie. It will be.

RIP Harvey Pekar… just found out and it hit me like a sack of hammers.