Very, it's actually about Edgar Winter's struggles with ED.

Damn it, I now hate myself more than you'll never know.

I really don't see how a movie with Tom Berenger could possibly be anything but equally as good as "The Substitute;" which, as we all know, was "The Godfather" of 1996.

I'm going to start righting that spec-script immediately, Mr. Apocalypse.

I caught the trailer for it this weekend while going to see "Exit Through The Gift Shop" at the local indie theater and, for some reason, it infuriated me. I can't give you a good reason why, but I think the quote about it being a "perfect portrait of a modern American family" (paraphrasing) really felt like they were…

Bitter's right. If "Inception" doesn't replace chemotherapy as the new cancer treatment than Christopher Nolan is a hack and should be hunted for sport.

I want to see Carrot Top prop-comic a predator to death…

As someone with a friend who went to see "Grown Ups" I have to agree with General Billingham.

They don't allow you to bring your cats to work, Preparation Heche? What sort of dictatorial military compound do you work for? Arby's?

General Billingham enjoyed the comedy half, Mr. Cooper.

[HIGH FIVES ARSENIO]

Permission to high five, sir?

What's a "Channing Tatum?"

*be

No, you're not. I haven't either; which is why I try to stay away from commenting about the movies directly. I'd by lying.

He was with a date, a small Cuban boy named Paprika and he wanted popcorn and a soda to go with the tickets. So, yeah, stick that in your pipe and pretend to smoke it, good sir or madame.

Bad mouthing Portia de Rossi? Nope, this won't stand.

Solution: turn off computer, insert sleeping pill.

It's too late Billy Ray. It's too late. The rubber has already hit el camino.

Sir, yes, sir! Hat being eaten now, sir.