Can we just start blaming her now or do we have to wait until she wins the Emmy this year?

Am I allowed condiments, sir?

*Aaaarooooogah hubba hubba bleep rrrow nyuck nyuck nyuck*

Wow, I really fucked that up. Sorry, world.

Next time I'm just going to follow him to his car. I don't care how weird it gets.

Your bro, not your brother?

This whole death thing…
… is starting to get a little played out. I mean, who dies nowadays anyway?

This is going to be BIG! Gabby Hayes big!

Now will I get my $20?
Seriously, I lent him $20 to see "Maid in Manhattan" years ago and I still haven't gotten back. I knew I never should have trusted him.

Holy shit, Wolfman that's a great idea! Put Andy Kindler behind the big desk and you'll, at the very least, get ME to watch until it becomes painful again…

Obviously I didn't mean my "good" hat, Kirk. That's only for special occasions like charity galas and ritual suicide.

I can tell this afternoon will devolve into a iDrinking shit show before the end of the work day.

I prefer an Ironing Broad, am I right, guys? Yeah, you know I'm right.

Who censored you? When, where and why?

But what about the Super League of Rich Guys?
bah! Now I'll never know how that comic ends!

Rumor has it he will be part of Carrell's final season. As David Brent. But, it's all just rumor, y'know? If any of the lovely staff of the AV Club would like to confirm or deny that rumor, I'd be more than happy to eat my hat if I'm wrong.

WHERES MY MOTHERFUCKING STAPLER JIM!

"YOU BOUGHT A TICKET TO THIS SHIT?"

For glue, sure, but when you're huffing spray paint the sock is where it's at.

I'd like to see..
…cancellation take over this show once Carrell leaves. No offense to fans, but you have to admit it's been failing pretty regularly over the last season and a half. I used to be such a big fan, but the whole Saber thing really (wait for it) rattled me and left me with a bad taste in my mouth.