I'm not insisting she's attractive but it's just a back rub!

Does anyone know if a petition has been started to stop this from happening?

THE PORN INDUSTRY CAMERAS ARE ROLLING AGAIN!
Slow news day my ass!

I presume Benson will be voiced by
Zach Galifanakis?

"And he's got abilities"
Mad abilities.

@Flaubert: I think I went to that party. Bonus: First ones there.

And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Lil Wayne, what'd he do? He made 'em partners

Looking forward to the Cancer Typos too

"Flo" from Alice

I'd like to substitute Mulholland Falls Jennifer Connelly ass-to-ass with Mullholland Drive Naomi Watts, with Scream 2 LievSchreiber masturbating as he awaits for Scream 4 to come out.

http://www.uta.edu/huma/ill…

Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time.

When does filming begin
for Twixt Balls and Ass?

"The entertainment, though sometimes more exciting than lulling, are all in honor of the comforting moments directly preceding and following sleep when we find ourselves happily unsure of whether we are awake or are dreaming." This whole thing kinda sounds like a fucking nightmare

Who will play Sitcom version of Ryan Reynolds?
Maybe that dude from Outsourced?

I'd like to come in through her side hatch

I think the marketing department for Keystone Light beer likes Jack Black-their "Keith Stone" character is sort of a poor man's Jack Black. In conclusion, I like Jack Black and do not partake of said Keystone Light.

Prepare
to have your ass blown through the roof

@ clueless: Holy christ I haven't thought of that in a long fucking time! I must be old!
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Pics of said X-TREME vertical spikes (or of said BLAST OFF) or it never happened