Malice is one of my favorites due to how completely batshit the plot is. Because yes,

I haven't seen this episode yet, so - -

THE WATER MAIN'S GONNA BLOW!

And there was that awkward ad thing that happened in Boston. Especially in hindsight, it's just even more awkward

Disqus nuked my comment on movie thread? So I'm gonna repost it here with apologies to the ten people who I guess responded earlier.

So I guess while we're on the subject, could someone provide an answer to a question I've been asking myself for years? When Cap. Kirk screams "KHAN!!", does he actually scream it twice, or is that second scream a space echo?

Wasn't the direct-to-video plot of Toy Story 2 (before Pixar took that shit away from Disney) gonna be a murder mystery of some sort? With toys in the attic and lawn gnomes?

Beats me. I guess that's a question you'd have to ask the uncredited cast of "Into the Night"

He's not as threatening if you've seen The Fifth Element, where he accidentally dies, like, twice

Brion James now takes revenge by haunting hotels all over NYC

"Safe House" was the most Tony Scott movie not directed by Tony Scott ever

I really enjoyed him in Iron Man 3 because he was played the late-'80s/early-'90s douchebag henchman part so well. Kinda like Arnold Vosloo in "Hard Target"

He never got to finish his milk in Terminator 2

If we wanna turn the mood even more sour - wasn't there that late period episode which revealed that Frank Grimes had a son who was out for revenge? As a last-minute twist? I'm pretty sure that was an episode, which was completely uncalled for after the brilliance of Homer's Enemy

it's because in between takes, tom cruise would play "werewolves of london" and fuck around with the pool table

Agreed. But that said, Bruce Greenwood played the monster, and that guy's pretty cool

LONGER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! I SAW! I SAW! LONG JAUNT! LONGER THAN YOU THINK!

Is it better than the Frogger gag from late-period Seinfeld?

It's on the house. No no, it's ON the house.

Credit be given: despite the cinematic depiction of Venom being complete shit, Topher was the only one at least trying to make it work