Such a criminally underrated movie; great performances by the romantic leads, and excellent mustaches on the supporting cast. And the most disturbing final act to a family film ever made

Stupid shit I did this week: planned my whole week around Regal's 5-movies-for-$20 "Die Hard" showing starting at noon. Cleared my entire Thursday. Just realized it happened yesterday, on the 13th. GODDAMNNN.

You mean that one scene from "The Whole Ten Yards"?

Captain Ron > Ron Cadillac

Recasting with Michael J. Fox

Maybe we should keep this to a five character-actor minimum. All I remember from Emmerich's "Godzilla" is some shit about Kent Brockman, mayors Siskel and Ebert, Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria dicking around on 23rd St., and Vicki Lewis being sassy. I honestly don't remember Godzilla itself

Right.

Clint Howard?

Maybe Richard Kelly should direct this one

Then there's also "The Time Machine", where he swoops in during the last ten  minutes to save the movie/disintegrate into a skeleton

Maybe he was thinking of Ryan Reynold in "Buried"?

@avclub-299d09aab8f42422462f3f72fc63fa32:disqus Agreed… in fact, I remember reading a Bryan Singer interview where he stated that the producers wanted him to recut the trailer to make it more Tarantino/snarky.

Really? She and Vincent Cassel seemed to be the only cast members who actually tried "acting" in that

The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Shats

Also: Peter Weller being a total dick and loving every minute of it

What is this, a tag team??

I have a Chris Penn, but my apartment's starting to smell :/

He's pissing everywhere EXCEPT the fucking glass!!

thinkin about his dick. dick glass dick glass dick glass dick glass dick glass dick glass dick glass. and then FFWWWWOOOSH he lets it rip. and he-and he pisses all over the place man. he's pissin on the bar, he's pissin on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender, fsssh. he's pissin everywhere EXCEPT…

thinkin about his dick. dick glass dick glass dick glass dick glass dick glass dick glass dick glass. and then FFWWWWOOOSH he lets it rip. and he-and he pisses all over the place man. he's pissin on the bar, he's pissin on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender, fsssh. he's pissin everywhere EXCEPT…