Utah! Get me two!

thanks, but had to spring for kitten mittens. maybe another time.

I'm a little drunk now, gonna play the role of that guy who makes you watch all these YouTube videos because he thinks they're the shit.

-And so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.
-Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants? 
-DAA!!

There's also the cigar-cutter-thing, I forget what they're called.

I'm a fan of the "Mission: Impossible" franchise for its "Alien"-esque picking and choosing of great directors for each installment (even if the film itself… isn't). I just started viewing it as completely removed from the TV series once I got over how DePalma handled the character of Jim Phelps.

Ah, okay! Didn't realize Lindley was involved, that makes a lot of sense

Gonna put on Jackson Browne's "Load Out/Stay" and listen him sing about how he gets to watch Richard Pryor videos and have a good ol' time on tour. And sing falsetto

Beat me to it! I was hoping to see "Faithfully" on here

F. Murray Abraham was Noah in "Muppets from Space"

Ever since summer camp in '99 we've been debating whether he got hit in the leg or the crotch. This was an important topic, once we realized there was an entire movie wrapped around the figure drawing scene

Guy falling into the propeller in 3D. Yes

There's a legitimately creepy moment in "Evolution", as Mulder, Stifler, Buffalo Bill, Gov. Aykroyd, etc., are all in the alien home base and watching those freaky ape things on a surveillance camera. One of the apes notices a camera and gives it a death glare. It's completely silent until the ape smashes the camera…

He directed "Bulletproof Monk", right? That got some negative reviews

Once I got to 'HEED,' I started reading it as Mike Myers' dad character in "So I Married an Axe Murderer"

The mere fact that you call yourself "Pops" tells me that you're not ready.

"Stir of Echoes" had Ghost-Bacon

Jon Stewart's haircut. The film's only misstep

Wasn't John Saxon in this movie?

Excuse me. Uh, you're standing in your pizza.