Wait, wha?
When did Andie McDowell and Dave Grohl join Metallica?

"you neeeeed Koool-Aid!"

sticking your cock in a breakfast burrito to mask the foul scent of cheap skank = about as low as it gets.

It's been done.
http://youtu.be/KBMxpDbp51A

They were constantly censoring Victor Borge for repeatedly telling his audience to "go fuck yourselves" and making a exclamation noise.

Should've invited Doug Stanhope

or crushed by a goat carcass at a Gorgoroth show.

"CUBS WIN WORLD SERIES!!!"
Only 5 years left till it's safe to bet on the Cubs again guys. Then we all get yachts.

Sarah and GG?

SNUFFLEUPAGUS!!!!
WHAT UP NIGGA!!!

This whole season will be "The Adventures of Worker and Parasite" and Banksy is doing the layouts.