except that u2 are a non-performing joke
whereas REM are still respected, even if they are a bit 'finished'.

don't forget, bitches ain't shit!
don't forget now. They really ain't shit. Not even shit. They just ain't shit. Women are bad. Very bad. They are for sexy-ing, whoring, drug-getting and some violenceing. Never forget. Bitches ain't shit.

You seem to be missing the news here, gang…
1) Woman says something designed to offend religious group. Gets airtime. Religious group issues release. Gets airtime. Everyone wins, good game played, 1-1 draw.

ORwell rules!
does!

but is it still full of the bullshit…
…about how bitches ain't shit etc etc etc? I listened to Chronic on a recommendation from a friend and found it deeply unpleasant.

Nme is a hype engine
…and as long as you understand that it's a good magazine.

It's sideburns!
The promo video makes it look a bit clunky.

Good review, by the way!
Cheers!

Uh, helloooo?
This album is never a B minus. It's more of a B East-North-East. Dashed grading.

This generation's deniro…
…is Paddy Considine.

Hell's kitchen?
Gordon Ramsey is a slack-jawed cuntbagette.

Transformer is a great great album
Vicious, Satellite of Love, Hangin Round etc etc etc. Great stuff.

Just teasing yer, Idiotking.
Cursed internets. Jaco, Wooten etc are clearly geniuses in their field. But given that it's the AV CLub, I'm sure people here would rather learn the bassline to 'Buy U a Drank' than 'Portrait of Tracy'.

I own a pink, flying-V uke…
No joke.

I found this documentary to be sweet and affecting
It was definintely rag-tag-bag o mess. But was lovely.

Geeeeee-tar!
1) It is NEVER too late to start learning an instrument. Never. Guitar can be frustrating at first, but if you persevere the rewards are lovely.

Dave Making porn clearly cannot be considered selling out.
I use the term 'sellout' sparingly. I can't think of any individual or group I would apply it to at the moment, since (as has been mentioned) I don't know what the motivation of the artist in question is. At the same time I do think it's a useful term.

My spanish teacher
Was welsh-amazonian.

For the Brits, that Tony Jaa film with the elephants…
…is called Warrior King.

Also,
Those songs are slowwwwww to get now. Lotso traffic?