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Satan
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Impudent, Sniveling FOOL! You Dare QUESTION ME? I Am SaTAN! Even WORSE, You Invoke My NAME During A FAILED FIRSTIE!!!! You Firstie McFirstian, Truly Shall Be THE FIRST… to DIE!!! Mwa ha ha haa haaa.

Silence, Fool!

Fools!… Fools!…. Fools!
Did You Think The SUCCESS Of The Hills Was A Mistake? NO NO NO… Behold My Plan To Dominate The EARTH As It Unfolds In All Its Terrifying Glory… Soon The Rivers Will Run Red With Blood. JARED (as you puny mortals know him) Is Just The Start. Soon, The Other THREE Horseman Will Be Unleashed. YOU