The last time I felt like this was when I was roofied at Lilith Fair.

Straight Messiahs Talking 'bout Glee: Naya Rivera realllllly needs to visit my nutbush.

"I hadn't eaten in, like, 20 minutes."

"I hadn't eaten in, like, 20 minutes."

"It's okay - you hit me in the head." Ryan Kwanten is the MVP of this show, just sayin'.

"It's okay - you hit me in the head." Ryan Kwanten is the MVP of this show, just sayin'.

New favorite character: the black girl who sobered up Stiles.

New favorite character: the black girl who sobered up Stiles.

Similar to say….Lost's or Skin's format? A single centric character for the majority of the episode? Yeah, I could dig it.

Similar to say….Lost's or Skin's format? A single centric character for the majority of the episode? Yeah, I could dig it.

Two A's and Two F's? Glee: The Best AND Worst show on television.

Two A's and Two F's? Glee: The Best AND Worst show on television.

That car scene between Monteith and Michele. My God. MY GOD. I sometimes forget that the kids on this show are legitimate actors but give them the proper material and BAM. Emmy-worthy.

That car scene between Monteith and Michele. My God. MY GOD. I sometimes forget that the kids on this show are legitimate actors but give them the proper material and BAM. Emmy-worthy.

LOL U DON'T WATCH GLEE U MUST BE SO COOL

I didn't like anyone's impressions, tbh. They should've stuck with sight gags like Dianna Agron's overly excited Sugar.

I really liked that tiny scene of the kids waiting silently backstage waiting to perform for Mr. Schue. ITS THE LITTLE THINGS.

Dream On, for me. Followed by Silly Love Songs, perhaps.

I really wouldn't mind if they pulled a Jason Street on Quinn…but sadly these are not the FNL writers we're talking about here. Imagine…a Artie/Quinn friendship. If only this show knew how to write friendships.

Troof. I ain't said SHIT 'bout dem gayz. I don't even give a shit.