I would enjoy this place more if we all pretend love doesn't exist.

I would enjoy this place more if we all pretend love doesn't exist.

All my roommates have been through craigslist. I have the means to live alone and own my own cat, but I would also fall out of social contact with the human race.

All my roommates have been through craigslist. I have the means to live alone and own my own cat, but I would also fall out of social contact with the human race.

He reminded me of US Senator and war hero Daniel Inouye, because that's who was on Wikipedia yesterday.

He reminded me of US Senator and war hero Daniel Inouye, because that's who was on Wikipedia yesterday.

Did you at least get some hugs and a little smoochy time? That makes it all worth it :D

Did you at least get some hugs and a little smoochy time? That makes it all worth it :D

They got mixed up during their introductions because they're wearing eachother's faces.

They got mixed up during their introductions because they're wearing eachother's faces.

Wow, I hadn't thought Chris's non sequitor could've been a subtle way of shading the ensuing scene with morbidity.

Wow, I hadn't thought Chris's non sequitor could've been a subtle way of shading the ensuing scene with morbidity.

It's like "Strangers on a Train"… with Cupid's arrow!

It's like "Strangers on a Train"… with Cupid's arrow!

I suppose, but they had a positive experience together on that road trip. He hadn't talked to anyone else about his marital struggles, and he wanted to believe that trust meant something to her.

I suppose, but they had a positive experience together on that road trip. He hadn't talked to anyone else about his marital struggles, and he wanted to believe that trust meant something to her.

That island is how I imagine ThePirateBay.org is (or ought to be) set up.

That island is how I imagine ThePirateBay.org is (or ought to be) set up.

You must remember that at his core, Andy went to Cornell.

You must remember that at his core, Andy went to Cornell.