Site-to-site transport is an inefficient use of ship's resources and thus unquestionably romantic.

Site-to-site transport is an inefficient use of ship's resources and thus unquestionably romantic.

I like these characters, but once you add engagement and marriage to the equation, their motivations become less interesting and reduced to blunt sentiment ("I did it for love") more often. A marriage proposal is like quantum waveform collapse for comedy - you know too much about where the story could go from here on…

I like these characters, but once you add engagement and marriage to the equation, their motivations become less interesting and reduced to blunt sentiment ("I did it for love") more often. A marriage proposal is like quantum waveform collapse for comedy - you know too much about where the story could go from here on…

Be the change you want to see in the world and create those GIFs yourself.

Be the change you want to see in the world and create those GIFs yourself.

Disqus can only add up to three tiers of responses to a thread. God only knows why. Kind of like how we have to click a link every time we want to advance another 200 comments.

Disqus can only add up to three tiers of responses to a thread. God only knows why. Kind of like how we have to click a link every time we want to advance another 200 comments.

I love how he barged into Jessica's kitchen and tried to balance her checkbook.

I love how he barged into Jessica's kitchen and tried to balance her checkbook.

Louis C.K.: We're gonna have a great show tonight: fun dot is here!

Louis C.K.: We're gonna have a great show tonight: fun dot is here!

You all know that she's Beth. Just embrace her.

You all know that she's Beth. Just embrace her.

It became apparent to Rick when the one guy started taking a piss on the floor in the bar.

It became apparent to Rick when the one guy started taking a piss on the floor in the bar.

Ann could've immediately had a sad moment of realization and corrected herself under her breath with a mournful "…under 50"

Ann could've immediately had a sad moment of realization and corrected herself under her breath with a mournful "…under 50"

Going outside is a crap-shoot. Instead of Facebook couples, you are confronted with actual couples. They stroll down the sidewalk, holding hands, not outdoors because they have to escape mind-demons. Sometimes they clothesline you because they are two and you are only one. Staying inside is the real outside.

Going outside is a crap-shoot. Instead of Facebook couples, you are confronted with actual couples. They stroll down the sidewalk, holding hands, not outdoors because they have to escape mind-demons. Sometimes they clothesline you because they are two and you are only one. Staying inside is the real outside.