For some ungodly reason, not long ago I found myself on Jenna Maroney's Wikipedia entry. Some obsessive took the time to catalog many of her life's more vivid moments, although it's by no means comprehensive. So what I'm saying is, jot down that list, and add it to her Wikipedia entry! For the good of mankind.

I wanted this to be a raunchy, sly Bridesmaids-style outing, but it sounds really dumb and superficial. What a bummer.

Sorny and Magnetbox. They are the real brands to me now.

'Gimme two bees for a quarter,' you'd say!

Suuuure…your "friend."

Ugh. I wish the screencap we were left with at the end of this wasn't Tarantino's I-Made-A-Poopie face.

Did Eddie say "ratchet" or "wretched"?

I'm assuming there are some crazy bald spots under there, maybe. Or the rat from Ratatouille? Yes. That's what I'm going with. Remy the rat.

"You too, Snitchy!"

I'm really late to this party, but this is something that interests me too. I think it's akin to the notion that eating disorders are extremely rare in so-called third-world countries. Maslow's hierarchy of needs and all that. I think compulsive behavior is innately human, but probably manifests itself in widely…

Not too ashamed to admit I cried at work when I listened to this segment. At least no one saw me…I think.

My grandma sounds a lot like yours. She was always nutty but went REALLY nutty once dementia set in, and started hoarding strange things. She was really obsessive about which pile each thing went in, and knew if you moved anything. She had a thing for coffeepots, the kind that go in drip coffeemakers - she had like…

Like that someone else knows who Grady Stiles is/was, although he probably isn't the most functional example of a decent partner.

FUN FOR THE KIIIDS
AND THE KID IN YOUUU
MULLIGAN FAMILY FUN CENTER!

Crispin Glover fucking terrifies me.

Or salad. Back when I was a vegetarian, that was the standard alternate to whatever non-veg fare was being served. To this day I fucking hate iceberg lettuce, normally one of the most inoffensive foods in the world.

Yep, the refusal to give head makes me wonder if there isn't something wrong with Husband here. Does he not wash well? Does it take forever for him to get off? Is he uncomfortably big? Does he smoke/eat bitter foods/do something else that makes his jizz taste gross? Does she have dental problems that make giving…

I hope that's an MST3K reference, Craig J Clark

Oh mbs, never change.

Laserblast! One of MST3K's standout episodes. RIP, Mr. Burkley.