I had three Bellairs books with Gorey illustrations when I was a kid, including this one. They seemed almost naughty to read at the time - I was like seven and they were certainly my first encounter with creepy, Gothic-horror-type fiction. The scariest thing I'd read up until then was Nancy Drew. I'd love to revisit…

I had three Bellairs books with Gorey illustrations when I was a kid, including this one. They seemed almost naughty to read at the time - I was like seven and they were certainly my first encounter with creepy, Gothic-horror-type fiction. The scariest thing I'd read up until then was Nancy Drew. I'd love to revisit…

*single tear represented by misplaced apostrophe*

*single tear represented by misplaced apostrophe*

I bought this as soon as it was available and it was stunning. I just lost a friend to breast cancer - she was only 32 - and a lot of the material hit close to home. I wish she could've heard this set because I know she'd be laughing in spite of it all. She was a lot like Tig. This set was as moving and as funny as…

I bought this as soon as it was available and it was stunning. I just lost a friend to breast cancer - she was only 32 - and a lot of the material hit close to home. I wish she could've heard this set because I know she'd be laughing in spite of it all. She was a lot like Tig. This set was as moving and as funny as…

Growing up in Detroit, we trick or treated in full dark, the way it should be done. It bums me out that I now live in an area with a Halloween curfew and my kid will have to trick or treat in broad daylight when she's old enough to start going. Although the alternative was living in Detroit.

Growing up in Detroit, we trick or treated in full dark, the way it should be done. It bums me out that I now live in an area with a Halloween curfew and my kid will have to trick or treat in broad daylight when she's old enough to start going. Although the alternative was living in Detroit.

That bums me out to read. I still have my old N64, and if I couldn't bust out Mario Kart or GoldenEye every once in a while after a shitty day at work, I'd be so sad.

That bums me out to read. I still have my old N64, and if I couldn't bust out Mario Kart or GoldenEye every once in a while after a shitty day at work, I'd be so sad.

I had no real opinion of Cosentino before this season of Masters, but I'm reeeeeally starting to dislike this guy. Art was often insufferable, but I'd still take his queeny, shrieky showboatiness (three real words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) over Cosentino's smug arrogance and phony personality. He seems like a real turd.

I had no real opinion of Cosentino before this season of Masters, but I'm reeeeeally starting to dislike this guy. Art was often insufferable, but I'd still take his queeny, shrieky showboatiness (three real words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) over Cosentino's smug arrogance and phony personality. He seems like a real turd.

I was screaming at my TV after her 400th reference to putting "sexy" in her food. It's such an inane, meaningless statement, and she proved it by making some lackluster quickfire dish that couldn't have been less sexy, no matter how many times she insisted she puts passion in everything she does. She is the Charo of…

I was screaming at my TV after her 400th reference to putting "sexy" in her food. It's such an inane, meaningless statement, and she proved it by making some lackluster quickfire dish that couldn't have been less sexy, no matter how many times she insisted she puts passion in everything she does. She is the Charo of…

DID YOU KNOW HE MADE A CAKE FOR LADY GAGA

DID YOU KNOW HE MADE A CAKE FOR LADY GAGA

Maybe the shouter was King himself, trying to win back the rebelling audience

Maybe the shouter was King himself, trying to win back the rebelling audience

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.