Wait, are they bunelos, bunuelos or buneulos? I'm really not trying to be a douche. All three spellings are represented in this article. I wanna try to make some myself (note: they will turn out horribly)

Wait, are they bunelos, bunuelos or buneulos? I'm really not trying to be a douche. All three spellings are represented in this article. I wanna try to make some myself (note: they will turn out horribly)

She has a TV show on one of those also-ran basic cable networks, I think. TLC? Investigation Discovery? I've seen the ads. She is gross.

"What the fuck is a parsnip?"

"What the fuck is a parsnip?"

One for each jowl

One for each jowl

Clearly Adam never met this woman, because that shit is hilarious.

Clearly Adam never met this woman, because that shit is hilarious.