I read this in Roger the Alien's voice, as well as the four pitches below.

Pretty close, actually.

I had the hugest crush on Claire Danes, she was (is) the hottest actress there was.  My so called life was fucking fantastic.  Shopgirl made me insanely jealous of Steve Martin's douchebag character.  Anything she was in was golden for me.

Elliot Smith
I have to second xombievox's recommendation of Elliot Smith's "Miss Misery" in Good Will Hunting. The music transformed that movie from entertaining to haunting, Robin Williams' & Matt Damon's epiphany moment excepted.