But bro, this was totally racist for no reason other than to be pointlessly offensive, bro. And the writers didn't even try to be clever with their humor, bro. They just took a bunch of shit they thought its Family Guy-loving moron lovers would like, bro, and mashed it up into one steaming pile of stupid, predictable,…

I feel like a little part of my humanity died while watching these lifeless abortion of a "comedy." Then again, that's exactly how I feel whenever I watch a new episode of Family Guy, so there's no difference.

I think we could all see that "passport inevitably getting shredded" bit coming from a mile away. Overall, a good-but-not-quite-great return. Hopefully, the rest of the season will be better.

That line actually made me laugh for at least two straight minutes. I don't know why, but it did.

Patience, Carlos the Dwarf.

The AV Club might as well change its name to The AF (Anti-Franco) Club.

In other words, it's the exact opposite of how Seth MacFarlane would portray a gay character.

Holy shit, Dads was fucking awful, but thankfully, this pilot made up for it. Gotta say, it surprised me. The jokes were enjoyable all the way through. Looking forward to the episodes to come.

Apparently, they can't give no satisfaction.

If you look close enough, you can see Jimmy Fallon under all those Elvis Costello prosthetics.

This album is definitely one of my favorites of the entire year, hands down. Granted, the second half takes a while longer to get into than the first, but overall, every track is solid and catchy. I'm probably gonna be listening to this one for months.

Ah, yes. Ryan Seacrest, the TV personality with zero personality. Who better to host a bland game show that's as artificial and uninteresting as he is? Hell, he makes Mario Lopez's hosting style look Oscar-worthy by comparison. I don't think he'll ever retire…or die.

I'm probably gonna end up watching Dads just to see how bad it really is. Brooklyn Nine-Nine looks like a slightly promising sitcom, and New Girl and The Mindy Project have been growing on me.

The climax definitely made up for what was otherwise just a so-so Regular Show episode. It made me laugh.

The missing right arm makes a return appearance.

Another great episode in one of the most brilliant final seasons of any show on TV. Just when I think shit can't get more brutal, it does.

"Chick's got an ass like an onion…makes me wanna cry." - My favorite Hank line

This was probably the darkest episode of the season for me so far. Can't imagine how they're gonna be able to top Hank's death in the finale. But I'm sure they'll find a way.

"Do what you're gonna do." BLAM!

And the entire second half will be comprised of the kid chasing after Barbara Hershey Bar, catching her, and consuming every morsel of her chocolatey "Black Swan mom"-flavored goodness.