Well, it's about damn time they uploaded this review.

AND fighting barefoot in the snow. Dude's a badass.

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Holy shit, I knew Eska sounded familiar.

My pick for best use of the F-word in film goes to a scene in the hugely underrated Death to Smoochy, in which Robin Williams delivers one of the funniest fucking 15-second lines ever.

And now, the greatest song ever written:

Meanwhile, Tommy Lee Jones is sulking happily, knowing that this movie in which he plays a thankless supporting character received a mildly supportive grade on a site he's probably never heard of.

…with black socks…and a neck beard…and an oversized backpack with My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic buttons pinned on the outside.

Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, and the blonde hottie from Glee hamming it up in a low-budget Luc Besson joint? Count me in!

At least Michelle Pfeiffer will probably be a more interesting matriarch here than she was in Dark Shadows.

Catherine Lewis needs to get a new job.

Another shit music review from The AV Club. This album easily warrants a B, maybe a B-. But a C? Really?

What I wouldn't give to see someone tear that gumball machine apart Quagmire-style.

Best part of the episode: Thomas in the pizza costume.

I'm guessing Moonstruck is your favorite Cher movie too?

Carry me home tonight…

Plus, no mention of FP. Definitely a breath of fresh air.

The lobster soul bit had me laughing out of my seat for at least two minutes straight.

That's his fetish: tricking people to see art when it's really crap.

That's some great username-comment synergy right there.