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I think I've finally cracked it. He loves U.K. imports. He gave The World's End a much-deserved A-, he gave the awful Closed Circuit a B, and now he's giving this quick teenybopper cash-grab a mildly respectable B-. This is all coming together…

As much as she tries to be taken seriously, that baby face always gets in the way. It's just so laughably non-threatening.

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I personally can't wait for Kanye West's 2014 3D concert doc, "Yeezus Christ Superstar."

I can't help but think that this could've easily been turned into a pre-filmed SNL sketch.

Well, it was only a matter of time before Morgan Spurlock sold his soul to Simon Cowell anyway.

Amy dressed like anything (or nothing) is the most blatant fan service ever, and I never mind.

Well, this is it. Only one more week 'til the final episode of this fantastic series airs. And after this good-but-not-great episode, I'm praying the show will go out with a huge bang next week with "Meanwhile." It's gonna be hard saying goodbye. It really will.

Yeah, that and Family Fracas were probably the weakest of last season. But even the weakest Bob's Burgers episodes are miles ahead of the best Family Guy episodes.

Breaking Bob's Bad Burgers? No, wait, that's BBBB.

My all-time favorite BB scene has to be Linda kissing her miniature porcelain babies.

Here goes the hair
There goes the hair
Where is Harry Truman?

I still consider "Super Mario Bros." to be the best guilty pleasure video game film of all time, with "Mortal Kombat" in second place.

The last Eric Bana film I remember watching was Hanna, and even he managed to suck the life out of that one. This movie barely looks like anything more than a one-time rent on Netflix.

By that logic, Dwayne Carter should change his name to Minuscule Wayne.

Don't forget his other lesser-known catchphrase, "Boi!"

I'm laughing my fucking ass off at the outrage over this performance. Seriously, people? It's Miley fucking Cyrus dancing with teddy bears and grinding up on a currently overrated R&B star. If anything, I commend her for riling up America like this. This shit is hilarious.

Did anyone else happen to get bombarded by constant ads for this album on YouTube? Really? Just me? Okay.

I was actually expecting to full-on hate this album, but I can't. "Fire" and "Beware" are two of the catchiest, most well-produced singles I've heard all year. They're my musical guilty pleasures right now.

Really? A C+? I mean sure, it's no "Yeezus," but the kid's got talent. "Doris" is actually one of the best OF albums I've heard so far, even better than Tyler's "Wolf" album. I give it a solid B.