I can't wait for the spin-off: "Cat With An iChat."

What's next? Hog With a Vlog?

She should've won an Oscar for her brilliant, non-stereotypical role in 2012's masterpiece of a film, "Joyful Noise."

I suppose Before Midnight would be #9 then.

Wow, another great episode for Futurama. It's hard to believe that after the next two episodes, it'll all be over. *sniff*

That was a beautiful review, man.

And the film industry continues, yet again, to cram Josh Duhamel down our throats.

"Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole"

Wow, a movie starring the bland Olivia Wilde that doesn't completely suck? Sounds intriguing.

Good thing you chose Anna Kendrick Lamar over R. Kelly Clarkson.

I'm next to sext about this text.

Well, at least the main female lead of 2010's "Step Up 3D" is doing well for herself.

Never underestimate the comedic power of Pegg, Frost, and Wright.

Or you can just enjoy the jokes you don't understand based on unintelligible accents alone. That's what I usually like to do with these films.

I wouldn't call Scott Pilgrim a masterpiece. I mean, it's definitely enjoyable, but not on the same level as Wright's best films: Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz.

Holy shit! I did not see that coming. An A- from A.A. Dowd? So the myths were true. He isn't just a soul-sucking demon who shells out C+s. I…I'm flabbergasted.

All I can think about is Randy Marsh high on weed, bouncing on his giant scrotum.

Wait, so this isn't a scripted series? It's a fucking reality show? On A&E?

"Tyler Perry's The Madea Instruments: City of Black Families," coming to a theater near you in Twenty Fart-teen.

Emma Thompson and Jeremy Irons were hilariously brilliant in their roles, I must admit.