Peyo is rolling in his Smurfing grave as we speak.

If there ever was an all-time great R&B/pop song about rape, it would be "Blurred Lines."

"What rhymes with hug me?"

Still waiting on that N*SYNC reunion we'll probably never get to see.

Only hardcore fangirls in their late twenties and early thirties will consider this album a masterpiece.

After this episode, I'll never look at hugs the same way again.

Am I the only one here who actually enjoys High School USA? Really? Just me? Okay.

One of the best albums of the entire year, period. I almost feel ashamed I haven't heard of these guys sooner.

We'll all be dead by the time The Simpsons is officially canceled.

Let's face it. The majority of mainstream movies are shit and they're always gonna be shit. In fact, someone should probably make a documentary about it called "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cinematic Feces."

Yes, they are.

Man of Steel was an overstuffed movie. Iron Man 3 wasn't.

No regrets. I love terrible puns.

Kinda sad how this'll probably be Calculon's final appearance on the show before it's canceled (again). I'm gonna miss him, even though I don't quite know why.

"HERE'S CORPSY!"

Yeah, seriously. I actually liked Iron Man 3. I know people love to bitch about superhero movies that fail to live up to their high expectations, especially after a mega hit like The Avengers, but I thought it was good. Not great, but good. Better than Man of Steel, but I'm not complaining.

Hopefully, this'll be better than the disappointing "To Rome With Love." I'm sure it will.

Hugh Jackman yells, fights people, yells some more, fights some more people, prepares to do the same thing in the next film.

I heard it's gonna be a block-bustier.

The To Do List: Fuck Aubrey Plaza's brains out…if only in my dreams.