"Rich, Obnoxious White Kids: The Series," only on ABC Family. Our network's name couldn't be any further from the truth.

Rot in Hell, all TV execs.

Brenda Lee's voice is like pure honey.

Fuck that, can't get spunk on the mink. I mean, damn. What would Jeromey Romey Romey Romey Rome think?

Yeah! Fuck Buttons, the stupid stray cat who always keeps leaving claw marks on my door.

Nothing more boring than a bland folk-alternative band that's too afraid to change up their harmless musical style. At least their album covers are visually appealing, I'll say that much.

You'd be dour too if your Cheshire Cat was gruesomely murdered.

What's next? DMV Diva on Bravo?

Muscle Man, in my opinion, is one of the least interesting characters on the show, and as much as I admire the series for trying to develop him as more than a wisecracking frat boy man-child, I've just never really grown connected to him as a character compared to the others. Even so, this was still a solid episode.…

BMO has progressively become my favorite character on the show, as strange as that sounds. I think it's because of Niki Yang's brilliant voice acting. She brings such a fun and innocent energy to the cute little game player that it's impossible to imagine anyone else bringing life to the role. In a nutshell, BMO is…

That whole scene was just genius, with Hank hilariously pretending to be a rebellious teenager.

You are my pal
and you are my friend,
And your mini body
to heaven I send.

The wait is already killing me.

Classic Gary.

Favorite episodes: "What Color Is Your Cleansuit?," "S.P.H.I.N.X. Rising," "Momma's Boys"

I thought it said early 2014 when I read it. Simple mistake.

Yeah, I have to agree. This episode didn't amaze me like a lot of the others did, which I why I ended up giving it an A-, but it was still incredibly solid. And since The Venture Bros. isn't going away anytime soon, we can only expect better things from Hammer and Publick in the future.

I know, man. I was really hoping this episode was gonna be an hour long too, but I guess we'll have to make due. Still, it's amazing just how great these eight episodes collectively were.

Quality over quantity really does trump all, and boy, did this season pay off visually. Every scene was so gorgeously detailed and densely layered, I just wanted to jump right into them. It'll probably be several months before we see another new Venture Bros. episode, but the wait will always be worth it.

Hank's always been one of my favorite characters on the show (I have so many of them, I've lost count). He's always had this chipper, happy-go-lucky attitude and naive persona, but as the series has progressed, he's really come into his own, proving himself as the true fucking badass he really is. Turns out that was…