Oh, SyFy, you never learn, do you?

Eh, I think I'll skip this one and wait for the upcoming spin-offs, Piranhacaine and Alligatwister.

He's just another pretentious, overexposed rapper. Nothing more, nothing less.

That's a glorious picture of Kristen Schaal if I do say so myself.

"Good news, everyone! Someone's home is on fire!"

This episode was full of cuteness overload

Don't forget about Maria Bello.

At this point, Adam Sandler's films are the cinematic equivalent of shitting explosive diarrhea all over a camera and garnisheeing it with a thick piss.

There will never be a carrot or stapler more convincing than the master thespian himself, Rob Schneider.

Or maybe Sandler just gets a sociopathic kick out of bringing misery to moviegoers around the world.

Yep, that's pretty much the standard for every Happy Madison Studios production. Shit is quality and quality is shit.

Will Adam Sandler ever change? Will he ever star in a movie where his wife isn't a smoking hot bombshell, his kids don't spurt out stupid catchphrases, and his friends aren't a bunch of stupid fucking idiots? The answer: LOL WHO CARES YOU'RE STILL GONNA PAY MONEY TO SEE THIS SHIT ANYWAY FUCK YOU! - Hollywood

That's what happens when you join the Church of Scientology.

I only need to look at that ridiculous picture to know this movie is garbage.

That would make a great deleted ending on the DVD release.

Is there nothing that pleases you, O Almighty Dowd?

Any highly anticipated comic book superhero movie.

Turn that comment into a screenplay, stretch it into a full-length film, and it'll still be better than all of his movies combined.

Godzirra!

Damn right. The Hellboy films were both fantastic, severely underrated comic book movies. It's a shame we'll probably never see another sequel.