Good thing you didn't include The Lone Ranger. That movie was boring beyond fucking belief.

See, Michael Bay? This is how you make a big-budget giant robot summer blockbuster. Take notes.

Congrats on your new steaming heap of dog shit coming out this week.

Idris Elba needs to be in more movies where he's the star. Seriously, the man can be a damn good actor given the right role.

I was always been able to tolerate Miley's music for some reason, at least up until she suddenly turned into a "mild slut" and released "Can't Be Tamed." Her new song "We Can't Stop" is fucking horrendous, but I'll always have a weird soft spot for the undeniably catchy "Party In the U.S.A." Too bad she's a full-blown…

So is this whole fucking review about the Samsung Galaxy or what? Talk about the damn album, you twit.

I can't tell which shameless cash-grab is gonna be worse: "The Smurfs 2" or the lazy "Cars" spin-off that nobody wanted, "Planes"…with the voice of the main character being Dane Cook.

I've had it up to here with those stupid Minions. Everywhere I go, I have to see one or more of them being advertised for that stupid Despicable Me 2 movie. I know they're just a way for kids to shut up and be entertained, but good Lord, they're annoying. Oh God, and they're getting their own movie next year too.…

Either Orpheus or Gary. If 21 got his own spinoff, I think I could die happy.

I've really started taking a liking to Dermott this season. He's still a whiny douche, but in a fun way.

Let's be honest. If we were in Hatred's situation, we'd be doing the same thing.

Rusty talking to a teddy bear he thinks is an ex-criminal and actually meeting the voice of said teddy bear in person?

I wish I had more than two hands to raise.

Sometimes I wish this site would let us rate things with an A+. Calling this the best episode of the season is a cruel fucking understatement.

More like A.A. Downer.

Does the world really need another indie coming-of-age teen drama revolved around some dopey white kid?

"Yep." - Scruffy

"How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great?"

And just think, the very last clip of KOTH animation we will probably ever see didn't appear in the show's season finale, but in a crossover intro for an otherwise terrible Family Guy episode.

Here goes the hair
There goes the hair
Where is Harry Truman?