That's why it's called NONSTICK!
Hell's Kitchen is best when Ramsay reaches such a volume that his voice gives up on him.

…joke post? Joke post.

" 'Superbad' played straight and directed by Mike Leigh." …And I'm sold.

Also chiming in with how much I love the idea of this column. Pleased to see D'Angelo get a regular spot here after his excellent Cannes coverage!

Grrr.
That Lady In The Water clip is insufferable.

Eternal Sunshine > Science of Sleep >>> Be Kind Rewind.

Well done.

As a Bostonian, Faith should have dropped the "r"s on both.

"A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners…"

"Roadrunner" is one of the greatest driving songs of all time.

I have never stopped reading an article to comment, but…
Handlen, that was beautiful.

Marry Alda, Boff Brolin, Kill Stiller.

I'd list all of the titles that should prevent Hanks from being in that parenthetical, Memories, but halfway through typing it I realized how long it would be and stopped.

I laughed hardest at Danny McBride's "HEY LITTLE GIRL! GET ME SOME CHERRY KOOL-AID! GRAPE UPSETS MY STOMACH!" [/paraphrasing because I haven't seen Hot Rod in a while]

I'd never heard anything of Kesey being dissatisfied with the film adaptation, though it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he was. Great movie and book, but two very different animals. I am of the belief that a straight Cuckoo's Nest adaptation would have to be animated.

Riff, I'm with you on that one. However, I can't even begin to think of a proper director (NOT Anderson, though I love his films), or cast.

I believe Slouch is referencing the shitty, shitty film August Rush.

I loved Henry Fool. James Urbaniak and Kevin Corrigan! Would have liked to have seen a Canon entry on it.

I imagine you are being sarcastic, Pancakes, but in case you are not: I meant "blind" as in "knowing nothing about it," as many of the people I've talked to who enjoyed it weren't expecting the noir angle.

Radar>Klinger
Potter>Mulcahey
Trapper>O'Houlihan>Hunnicutt