The demise of Ben Linus - he gets replaced as the most respected teacher by Locke and is then fired in humiliating fashion. It's a professional demise!

SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's all because humans… are the most dangerous game…

But what if the twist wasn't the twist? I mean, every one of those memories could have been planted. I know, I'm doing this because I was unsatisfied with the ending, but there are inconsistencies with events in the film and with the way the ending turned out…

It's
all about shrimp jambalaya. And boneless pork rib, which is basically identical to a McRib. Whatever they put in those MREs though, you take pretty fantastic shits.

That statement is fucking ridiculous. Elevator music!? What doors songs are you talking about?

I don't think Fallon is capable of lasciviousness. Maybe as a character, doing an impression of lasciviousness, but on his own, I don't think he's got the rocks.

Alright there, Glenn Beck.

I can't tell if you're joking or not…

Holy shit
That Fallout Boy song owes a whole lot to Baba O'Reilly and Won't Get Fooled Again by the Who, specifically that part right after the slow intro when the guitars and piano and drums come in.

Isn't Hulu owned by Universal?

Fallon's bits are funny, but his delivery is terrible. His opening monologue is so amazingly bad, I think it might be that way intentionally. Either way, Craig Ferguson is much better.

Well played.

This review
is spot on. Nail on the head. Except for unrequited testosterone. That is an unfortunate turn of phrase.

What the hell
is unrequited testosterone? How does one reciprocate (or not reciprocate) testosterone? Maybe youth unrequited lust would be better.

I read somewhere that they auditioned Kimbo.

Dave Matthews Band is not the modern day doors. But I have to disagree with Fidel up there, they are most definitely not a terrible band. Say what you will about the music they play - I can understand if it isn't your thing, but it is difficult music to play and they play it well and tightly.

Um, those two songs aren't on the same album. Heaven Beside You is on their self-titled album and No Excuses is on Jar Of Flies.

Yeah, thank you. How is Vietnow not on here, or the Entertainer, by Billy Joel?

Poison Ivy was mad easy to beat.