My favorite villain has always been Chariface Chippendale.

I dunno, there were some classic moments in season 9 - Festivus, Serenity Now, the butter shave, the 'Hell-oooo' voice. Some real fun stuff, really. I'd say it's more second half of Return of the Jedi than Episodes 1-3, if you catch my drift.

Dr. Van Nostren is in the hiz-ouse! I appreciated his creative, if failed, attempt to take a biopsy with a slicer. A man's gotta use tools he's comfortable with.

Maybe you realized that a few months earlier when they announced Season 9 would be their last, even though they were each offered $5M per episode?

Right down to the hole in his head.

Hmmm, and here I thought that Ben Affleck wrote the screenplay for The Town - touche Peter Craig. Where's your Oscar though, huh?

Watch out for his erection, that gets him aroused.

Lansbury will be back! 
Treguna Mekoides and Trecorum Satis Dee!

No risk, no reward.

I've never had sunglasses I with that she'd….

Mistletoe for eaty taste good??
(smack)

Thanks for stopping.

"Starbucks-esque coffee company with too-hot coffee YOU HAVE NO HONOR! GAHL-DAHK!"

The checks are only for like $0.12 apiece. It's barely worth the pain in your hand to sign them.

He was unavailable due to a blood-sugar coma.

That sounds like something a short, stocky, slow-witted Oedipus complexed man would say.

     *chirp*                         *chirp*

"Look Jerry, an eyelash! Make a wish…"
"I don't wanna."
"Come on, make a wish."
"Okay……..didn't come true."

Mah baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then he takes another home again.

"Well, I'm sorry, there's just no way we can keep you on."
"I don't even work here."
"That's what makes this so difficult."