Tell us more tales of Slim Jims and meat. We must know. Society demands it. DEMANDS IT I SAY!!!

It depends on what the meaning of 'was' is, jerk. You owe me $200,000.00. Good night everybody!

You thought that was bad, just wait til the sequel 'Uranus Descending.'

Great, I'm already crying. Thanks guy from critically acclaimed films 'The Hours' and 'Billy Elliot'.

What man, who's the man, when's a man a man, what makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am.

Hey, give me a break! I'm still getting used to the new system here; it's weird and so far I'm not a fan. Which is exactly what I told my ex-girlfriend when I found out I had to go down on her just to get laid.

Also, David Sims must be gay.

I sympathize heavily with her boyfriend in this episode. My ex needed oral to get off and it wasn't always easy - 30 minutes or more of stimulating will really leave you dead in the tongue, let me tell ya.

Here's the worst one yet: Terrorists receive lotto funding.

No, "bad" suggests that, you know, it's evil or something. You know,
it's not - It's poor… it's rubbish… you know, it's shit - it's a
shit gimmick. 

Real quote via Tucker's IMDB page:

You're in no position to make that sort of decision, you're just a grunt. No offense.

[Realizes racism and sexism are out, puts gun in mouth]

I feel nothing but a vast sea of pity for the spam bot named Lynn. Behind her facade as a 28 years old doctor who is mature and beautiful and just looking for love in that tough, tough world out there is a depressed man who is actually reading these newswire articles and having a thought. Free yourself Lynn! Move back…

Eye For An Eye
Why do I feel like there's been a hundred episodes of Burn Notice with this title already? All the titles sound exactly the same: 'Fast Friends', 'Enemies Closer', they're all so cloak and dagger it's hard to tell them apart.

Yes, that was the episode where he left his car parked at Yankee Stadium - Steinbrenner thought he was the last one out and Willhelm thought he was the first one in. He was in the running because of his dedication and hard work but, of course, Kramer and Jerry screw it up when they crash his car after being distracted…

Newman's shuffle and run after seals that shit.

Yeah, wouldn't want the general public to start thinking of Abercrombie as a douchey, tasteless brand.

^ Shimmick? Gimmshit? I'm not sure what the proper coupling of "shitty gimmick" is, but this definitely is one.

Did you know some people go their entire lives without sitting on a Farbman? If you can even call that living….