Classic Kramer: free coffees for life
One of my all-time favorite Kramer moments: when they're planning to offer him free coffees for life and $50k, but he jumps up early and only gets the coffee yelling "I'll TAKE it!!" and shaking the exec's hand. Classic Kramer.

*sees name drop, realizes someone still cares, cries steroid-y tears of joy*

You're not my Dad.

Cause he's got flat feet.

"No man will ever catch us!!"
So Montoya blows out their tires - "Ladies? Raise 'em."

It's always a good idea
To hand over your second most senior in command who not only has all the current operational knowledge of the insurgency but human military tactics and history for the last 5000 years. Cause they don't have technology that lets them use mind control. And he can make sound decisions because his…

"Cold Hard B*tch" by JET?

BTAS incarnation of Joker uses Bats. I co-opted it.

Was I the only one thinking "get the fuck off there, that's Bats's bike!"? If he's just letting anyone drive it now let ME take it out for a spin!

No yogurt joke this ep, but there was a container visible over Mike's shoulder (while he was tossing cards into a bucket with Sam). Overall I thought the episode was good, mostly because they had to fight lots of guys with big guns instead of some weak-ass corporate malfeasance type. Sometimes I rather my badguys dumb…

Bostonians/MA people in general - FOW is playing 4 shows in 3 days August 11-13 (one is free at the Newbury Comics in Faneuil Hall). Check it out.

(He's looking in a mirror)

This website will have me feeling like a warm Autumn? My favorite season AND my favorite homeostasis level? Huzzah Jordanworld!

I hear that a Master's degree in English comes with a doctorate in not being able to get dates or decent cash-flow.

Yeah, true. Having a roommate is really the only economically viable way to live away from home until you're married. Sigh.

Jim in the US version of 'The Office'
at one point early in the series had a roommate. Not sure if Todd is implying that having one's "own apartment" means they must live ALONE away from their parents, but just wanted to point that out. For point of reference, it's the episode where Jim has a get-together and doesn't…

Shut it Barclay. Go lose yourself in the transporter.

If you charted the release dates of the Now! series, you'd see that it follows the pattern of an asymptote. In the beginning, it was mostly a linear pattern with a Now! release timed about 6 months or so apart. As people responded like retarded sheep to a slaughter and forked over the money they earned at the DQ to…

Yeah, super episode, well loved by kids and adults. Loved it 18 years ago, love it now.

GOO-GUL!! Ohhhh, Goooogle…