Same reason as Fran Drescher - to get a career. Duh.

there's only two ways that could go -

costanza, in the locker room, with the wedgie pulled.

Nic Cage, with another house in foreclosure, new shitty movie.

Isn't Pierce like way way too emo now? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh, a lot of anger flowing around this show? Kind of a pubescent volatility? Don't you think? A lotta angst, a lot of "I'm sixteen, I'm angry at my father" syndrome? I mean grow up! We're stuck on a show with a bunch of maudlin sympathy-seeking…

"Winona, at Saks, with her purse wide open."

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I'm pretty sure it isn't racist people hated on Kanye after that. For a few years he's been walking a very fine line between self-indulgent egotistical jerk and straight up piece of shit maniac who thinks he is the best/only person in the world. After the VMA outburst it put a fine point on how self-centered he is -…

My favorite parts (both a la Cosmo Kramer):

Waiting for the porn parody
Skanktum - taking cave-diving to new depths!

sticks and stones will not only break my bones but crush me psychologically and ruin any hope I have for a happy life and force me to commit suicide and drown my puppy and spend more money than I earn. Isn't hyperbole fun?

^ Good call Robuttnik - that's my major sticking point with their overbearing "tranny" arguments. There was an episode of "The Office" a year ago in which Michael refers to a Santa clad Phyllis as "Tranny-Claus" but I don't remember any sort of backlash about it. Has it just been decided literally within the last year…

"Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the computer, and it says you might have 'network connectivity problems."
was ruined by the endless promos, but Chris Pratt's delivery of this so-so line was impeccable.

a great Pierce episode though.

Yeah, this was a C episode - funny enough in a few places but otherwise just a re-tread of old sitcom ideas. It WAS

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but he knows it's his own damn fault.

And where is the Doctor? SITTIN' AT HOME, WASHIN' HIS TIGHTS!!

I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!

on the "tape"??
Unless the investigating officer is discussing the three cops on surveillance footage I'm like 95% sure you mean "on the take" not "on the tape".

Where does he get
those wonderful toys?