Those will be some guilty munchies.

Here's a thought: don't pay a guy with a debilitating blow habit $1.9M per episode. That's almost $50M a year to a guy with zero self-control who is already rich and owns every toy a red-blooded American man could want. What do they think he's gonna do with an extra $50M a year, put it in the bank?

Ohhh, Festivus is all too real. And I can prove it, if necessary.

Samesies.

Don't do it Colin! THA BRIIIIIDGE IS OOOOUUUUUT!!!

Meh, at least with Fox they get a budget. You notice Burn Notice didn't get HD cameras for the main action until this year (previously, only the long helicopter shots were true HD)? Also, you can always tell which episodes are the "save the budget" episodes which are thrown into sharp relief by the premier/finale…

Crazy Face on a Plane

RIP Giraldo. You never quite got the fame you deserved, but you were funny as hell.

Hey, it's all natural baby. The rapid muscle increase you've seen is actually due to my vascular system's 5 year plan to jaibreak out of my skin.

Jerry Springer, you cultural sodomite: you were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which must explain your connection to Hasselhoff here, you must like hanging around guys whose careers end on a hotel floor.

The Good Guys
Keep 'em coming Todd!!

Yo, y'all need to give Keanu a break. He's never to my knowledge claimed to be a great actor, and admits he's both a "meathead" (his words) and pretty much incapable of holding down any sort of real job. In all fairness, he was pitch-perfect for the Matrix (even Will Smith's ego has said Keanu was perfect), he made…

His father is THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!!!

If we can't make a TV show where an oversized Aryan stuffs the head of a Middle Eastern guy into a urinal, flushes, then tells him to "Cool off", then the terrorists have already won.

Andy shoulda got 10 Traci Lords a-leapin'. Bet he wouldn't know what to do with them though, he is definitely a virgin despite banging Angela two times.