Hate to nitpick your nitpick, but many of what we classify as biological weapons are not self-replicating (anthrax comes to mine.)

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About the coffee:

Also, according to one episode she arrived in Springfield a fresh faced young teacher and grew jaded from teaching Bart.  Although the timeline in that story was pretty wonky.

The joke is very David Lynch.

So Dukat was just misinterpreting Kira and not being an evil creeper?

That's a different type of thing entirely.

And yet casinos do well enough.

He choose to save Rachel.  Joker lied about the locations.  Batman thought he was going to the place rachel was but it was where harvey was.  Joker did that because he knew batman would choose rachel.

After having seen community comments plastered in every tv review, I will never, ever watch that show.

But note that the changeling there also adopted his version of the mushy face when he was in humanoid form.

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Maybe it would have looked really weird to other birds.

he's not necessarily stuck with the time line, he could always through in some Enterprise temporal cold war nonsense, although I doubt he would.

I wouldn't bet on it.  I hear the crew of the enterprise gets stranded on some deserted planet where weird things happen, and they're communicators don't work so most of the movie is them trying to find each other.

to be fair, all those things you describe are far more improbable then what we saw.  But yeah, the eggs make no sense.  Maybe they're Q poop?

To me, she seems like a stereotype of a shrew wife.  Like a comedians version of why you should never get married.

She looks better with longer hair.  I didn't find her attractive on the initial run, but re-watching it, she seems a lot hotter then I remember.

I don't know.  As we see later on, the "abuse" thing isn't as straightforward as actual human child abuse.  But this is an issue to discuss in season 5.

I just wanted to stop by and register my anonymous internet hatred for you, Yogurt Baron.