3. Ski the K-12.

Yeah, I like the occasional pure effects movie. I really have no criteria or standard that I can articulate as to why I like some and not others though. Hated that Gyllenhall vs. Climate Change movie, but loved The Perfect Storm. This one seems like potentially stupid fun.

Cusack drags everything down these days.

So White Girls WAS a sign of the apocalypse!

Quetzacoatl doesn't have to adhere to your precious little deadlines, Lemur. He'll come back in 2022 if he feels like it.

Prove it. Let's hear your "GET TO DA CHOPPAH!"

I work with someone who listens to Rush. I'm pretty sure he actually likes 2112.

Surely there is some show on SyFy that could use her. Why waste money making some human actress look like an alien?

I call him Norm, you know.

That's funny, Tommy - I did something similar with my mother-in-law. I got her to stop sending me Obama conspiracy chain e-mails during the election by threatening to respond to everyone else in copy with the real versions from snopes/factcheck.org.

I knew he was conservative, but is he actually a birther?

Several Southern states, including Virginia and North Carolina, have had dramatic demographic changes over the last decade or so, with more people relocating there from the north. We saw the results of that in the last presidential election. It's too bad they couldn't just make a show about the tension between some…

Oh good lord!

Try being married to a Hills fan, Phel. She is literate though… she actually teaches children to read for a living, if you can believe that.

At last
Al Qaida will have a new film to show during their recruitment drives. They're starting to get diminishing returns from constant airings of Confessions of a Shopaholic.

Pray for Mojo.

I suddenly want to drive to Pittsburgh and buy some guns and/or coke, Elrond. Shit, is that a helicopter following us?

I just watched that "when chimps attack" doc last night too, Adolph. That was some scary shit.

You've finally made a monkey out of me!

Failed if-man-is-five-then-the-devil-is-six-and-if-the-devil-is-six-then-god is-seventhsies.