I'm writing a horror movie targeted to conservative xenophobes. It's called "para espanol, oprima numero dos".

"Spectacular" crapfest, not spectacularly. You can't expect perfection from a mere man-animal.

And I just realized I'm thinking of the wrong Van Damme street fighting movie.

If I were him, I would insist that the movie was great solely based on the presence of Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds (last spotted as a barabarian in one of those Capital One commercials). If you pressed me for a second reason, I'd reference the line "OK, USA!"

Danger Mouse's involvement makes everyone better… except The Black Keys maybe… and it's kind of a push with MF Doom.

Are you calling my reality show a "Project Runway", spamremix?

I believe Diabeetus. I suspect Diabeetus has murdered motherfuckers for far less.

Yeah, well guess who's tapping your reality show now, Sister? I'm finally giving your show the love and understanding that you never could.

She's out of his life now, and they STILL can't beat the Giants. Which one of you brave souls is going to be the one to tell Hitler about that game last week?

Who was it that told that great anecdote about seeing Tracy Morgan singing "In the Air Tonight" in his car at a red light? That was somebody here right? Am I making that up?

Only one for me too: Battlefield Earth. It was every bit the spectacularly crapfest I had been warned about, but I can't resist watching every time it comes on. I remain somehow unmoved to convert to Xenusim, however.

Good point Parallel. Who else got good after the Yankees traded them? Ted Lilly maybe? The Yankees take a lot of heat for trading away young talent and getting over-the-hill veterans with bloated contracts in return, but I guess it's really both teams that lose in most of those deals.

Biggles FTW

Now that you've brought baseball into the equation, Airbag, I realize that my theory is disproved by the existence of speedy Yankee utility outfielder Brett Gardner (at least until he gets traded to another team, develops into an All-Star player, gets a huge contract, and then becomes an asshole).

A botanical impossibility (vegetables don't grow on trees!)

He went through the whole joke and forgot the punchline
You know, the part where he throws the crippled virgin into the water and says "now you're fucked!"

I guess the guy from Flight of the Conchords is probably OK. Lets limit this to American Bretts.

You've got a lot of brass to try a joke like that around here, Airbag.

The Brett
I knew a lawyer who actually had his licensed plate personalized to say "The Brett". Has anoyone here ever met a Brett who isn't an asshole?

Yo laugh, Elrond, but how far away can we be from a Ratner-directed Chinpokomon movie at this point?