I do agree with you about Norton, Hipster, but not so much outside of the radio format. His stand-up is decent and his acting is pretty bad, but he really shines in a medium like radio where you need a quick wit.

Question for the foodies
How many restaurants out there actually serve "deconstructed" food? Or is it just an excercise they put you through at culinary school?

Hipster: I used to be a big O&A fan, but I haven't listened in a while, and I've never heard Breuer's radio show. My favorite element of the O&A Show was the easy rapport they had with some great comedians, but Breuer always annoyed the shit out of me when they had him on. What is it about doing a constant stoner…

I'll be here all week.

"Believe it or not, I've actually had bull testicles"
So THAT'S howyou got those scars! Try less teeth and more tongue next time.

Actually, Joe Pantoliano's character from Sopranos would be a better Hiwah Island mayor.

They should elect Norm MacDonald mayor of Whore Island… just cuz they'd get to hear him say "whore" all the time.

Burl!

I wonder if they would have Scarlett Johansen induct ABBA?

Plus, with A History of Violence, you know going in that the whole story has something to do with the main character's shadowy history of… well, violence. It seems to work better in stories that have the secret history/hidden motivation thing as the main theme than when the writer is just trying to tease out some…

Want to make your Hall of Fame induction party a little more fun? Everbody takes a drink every time LL licks hs lips during his speech.

DEATH PANELS BITCH

Someone above said that he should have sounded like Nathan from Metalocalypse, which is about right. Also, way more wordy than I expected it to be. It should have just been stuff like "THAT OWNS… OWNAGE RIGHT THERE… MORE OWNAGE… YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE CHEV" with long pauses in between.

You're in Hoston? Just replace "lifeforce energy" with "Jeebus". I know it's been done to death, but there's no need to reinvent the wheel on this one; I'm sure the market down there can comfortably support at least one more religious swindler.

I get very frustrated with any picture of Pearl Jam that cuts off the top of Jeff Ament's head. How am I supposed to know what kind of stupid hat he's wearing?

my witty retort to your last comment was deleted, urtext. I think it's because I used the dreaded "d" word (five letters, name of a former commenter, rhymes with "tongs").

Owen
loves his momma.

The future
I think it was Andy Warhol who predicted that everyone associated with Broken Social Scene will have their own solo record some day. How right he was. Haines is my favorite of the three lady singers named, but I'm looking forward to giving this a listen.

You mock the power of positive enrgy, but just wait until New York City is covered in pink ooze.

It's true, urtext - Carrie Prejean taught me all about our society's centuries-long victimization of hot white chicks. When will they catch a break?