Anne Rice's mummy book was pretty much her shittiest work. I think it's tough to write for mummies, abstinent or otherwise.

Go 'way, surfin'!

Now that I think about it, Jim Caveziel was kind of sexy in The Passion. Isn't Jesus basically an abstience zombie?

How dare you denigrate Joe Satriani! Yes, his music sounds like shit, but he had to have an extra finger surgically grafted onto his left hand to play his latest solo!

Well, at least all the moaning probably sounds sexy. Plus most of the zombies in that book were naked.

I don't even know what modern emo refers to or sounds like, only that it seems to generate a lot of scorn. I imagine SDRE has a lot more in common with Fugazi and other so-called first wave emo than it does with the modern stuff.

Another ardent atheist here who doesn't mind Christian-influenced songs. Good music is good music. Think about how much great R&B we would be deprived of it it weren't for the influence of gospel. I can listen to SDRE and Pedro The Lion all day long and still passionately hate Creed, but it's got nothing to do with…

Yeah, most of those discs wound up as drink coasters for me, but the magazine was great.

Abstinence angels
This makes a lot more sense than abstinence vampires. Unless we're talking about Torii Hunter - that dude can't get 10 feet from the clubhouse without sticking his dick in something.

I'm saving my sa da tey for marriage.

NYC would be awesome. Events conspired to keep me away from Rabin's signing when he was here, but I would definitely make it to this one.

I will only go if Noel will sign my copy as "Noel Bitchass Murphy".

@ Unrepentant Racist: I think it was actually referenced in the comments to that jeans-on-jeans Hater article from a few months ago (mentioned above by Silly Buns). I don't remember if I was the first to make that reference there or if someone else did, but in any case, I can't take full credit for coming up with it…

His mother is Yoko-fucking-Ono. Grwowing up not knowing his father is probably the least weird thing about him. Interesting point though. If I were him I'd spend a lot of time with Frances Bean Cobain just to have someone to relate to.

I'm gonna have to cry bullshit on your heterosexuality if you think that a naked John Lennon draped over Yoko Ono is sexier than the girl in that pic with Sean. The original was better in about 1000 other ways, but it was in no way sexy.

James Cameron's non-union African equivalent?

Mesh Jeans
No dumber than acid wash

They gave Jack-fucking-Johnson a headliner spot during APW last year, so I don't know how "indie rock" that festival is. Actually most of the lineups have been great and it's an awesome location.

The Americans will clearly win by saying "hey, what's that over there?" and then peering over the top to see where the enemy's ships are positioned.

Connect Four
Casting could be a problem with that one. What American actor could most effectively deliver the line "pretty sneaky, sis"?