T.I.'s Road to Macrocephaly
T.I.'s superimposed head is like 2 sizes too big for the body. It looks like a Jib Jab version of him. It would be awesome if just a cutout of his lower lip and chin move up and down during his speaking parts in the movie… or if the whole lower half of his face would detach,…

And does she recognize the killer's foul stench when she wa brought on board?

Remember the posters for Howard Stern's movie? He still claims that was his body.

I do very little texting and I don't have a Twitter account, so sometimes I get confused. It gets lonely out here in the cabin, get off my lawn, etc.

Will the show have 140 characters?
cuz that would be a pretty huge cast.

Get off the dick, Hipster Recycling.

It's the "tsst" that gives it that distinctive Chicago house sound. Here in New Jersey all we have is "ootz, ootz, ootz".

It means she peed on my valued rug.

Gunga galunga. Gunga.

She's still grieving. If you look closer, it's easy to trace the tracks of her tears. Oh, wait, those aren't tear-tracks….

What's the over/under on how many more tweets it will take before she gets around to blaming this on Dave Grohl?

Courtney's Twitter
OMG I am TOTES going to kill whover is trying to put Kurt in a video game and make it look like a suicide!

Are YOU going to be the one to tell El Duce he's wrong?

Reincarnation
It doesn't surprise me that BC has unusual spritual beliefs, having already been reincarnated as the guy from Silversun Pickups.

Ditka…. Bears… house music… Ditka… Polish sausages… acid… Bears…

It's a snuke!

I can't go for that, Craig. No. No can do.

Uncle Jay?
I wonder if she has any other friends in the hip hop community? Perhaps she is acquainted with that delightful Half-of-a-Dollar fellow? Or Diminutive Wayne? I wonder if she is aware that The collective of Wu-Tang gentlemen are not to be trifled with.

Oh, thank you Amelie!
I've been waiting for a GOOP update from you for months now. Bliss!

Shit. I meant to post that in the thread about Kevin (where I treated the English language the way Hector butchered that steak).