I will now pack my non-spellchecking version of IE and go.

In response to your original question, Claire, I would definitely smack the Dimitri-Martin-looking one.

If AV staffers are paid by the word, Todd V. will soon be the richest man on the planet. But yeah, totally disagree - great article. This movie sounds hilariously awful. I may have to ignore Leonard's warnings and check it out.

I was more interested in the Jennifer-Mike Isabella MMA smackdown going on at Whole Foods.

Frawg legs has been beddy good to me.

Next week's elimination challenge calls for the chefs to fart in the judges' general direction, so he's probably got that one locked up.

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like the disheveled cable guy from the Verizon FIOS commercials?

Somewhat less envious now, Idiotking, but I still wish you a happy b-day and I hope you keep your hair as long as possible. The Michael Chiklises of the world can pull off that look nicely, for for me and most others it doesn't work too well. I'm thinning, but luckily still a good 5 years away from facing the…

Happy birthday Idiotking! I envy you… my days of banging NYU chicks ended the day I married one. Hey-o! (Actually, my NYU-grad wife and I did produce a child, so I guess it must have happened at least once since then).

I'm going to go against the grain here and say that being 40(ish) sucks in every way and I wish I were 20 again (25 would be perfect actually). Sorry, but having no responsibilities and no debt is better.

Shit, I'm 37. Does that mean I have to use a fake ID for another 4 years?

What if an abstinence vampire is married? Do they have to use the rhythm method?

As long as the costs of the plan don't fall on me…

"If"

Fi you give me a gun and the current location of Friedberg and Seltzer, I'll ensure that this distopian nightmare never comes to pass.

That blonde lady walking her is kinda hot though.

Totally with you on the vampire fatigue UM, but I never tire of zombies. I just finished reading World War Z and I'm hungry for more. It seems like there's a lot of vampire stuff going on, but I haven't seen a really fresh or interesting take on the subject in a long time (though I haven't seen or read Let The Right…

I wish I had a month of Sunday's worth of sex with Samantha Bee so I could trade it to you for something worthwhile.

Rick James only apologizes by sharing his weed. "Here you go Charlie Murphy… the stickiest of the icky."

My enemy's enemy is my friend. That's some Sun Tzu shit right there.