Burl! Yeah, nice!

I threw mud at Green Day! I changed THE WORLD, MAN!

Ben Grimm is Norwegian?

Damn that Amelie Gilette and her overpriced razors!

Rape Stove: brought to you by Quiznos?

We should submerge movie screens into the ocean and show "Orca" on a constant loop. That should ispire those fuckers to fight back a little… or at least to kill anyone who looks like Richard Harris.

Maybe it's because there are so many more products out there now? Really, a housewife in the 70's only had to buy like 20 household items, ever. Now there are products you would never even know existed, much less how much they cost. Slap-chop anyone?

As a Giants fan and Patton fan, this is definitely a must-see for me. It's important to me that everyone who reads the internet knows this about me.

I'm Ang Lee
All these "I'm Ang Lee (angry)" jokes were a lot funnier when David Spade did them a few years ago.

Oddly enough, one of the more convincing arguments against evolution that I've ever heard.

failmale on my part.

You would think a group called the "more mans" would be a little more open to that kind of thing.

WWSYD (What would Steve Young do?)

Actually, I think that's the emoticon for "I live in Utah"

Yeah, they're already used to abbreviating shit (LDS).

I'm also really sick of the same background music every season (especially that bastardized version of Spoon's "I Turn My Camera On" that they play during challenges).

Moronism
God's not going to reveal his purpose for you in a text, dummy. He's going to etch it onto secret tablets and then destroy them before anybody but you can read them.

Big Papi, Frenchy, No-neck Four-eyes, and El Guapo also have a shot at Top 5.

The injuries don't matter at this point, Kyle. The team is done for the season anyway:

Maybe he'll do the Tony Bernazard story. We all saw how good he was with the fight choreography in Crouching Tiger.