Hasn't Top Chef already done the male/famale challenge in past seasons?

I meant hit "post" instead of "cancel". Fuck this, I'm done for the day.

Not only did I mistakenly hit "cancel" instead of "post", I hit it twice. Serves me right.

Nice Hair, Hammer
They should have called it G.I. Fro! Amirite?

Nice Hair, Hammer
They should have called it G.I. Fro! Amirite?

bastard.

Fine, but you'll never convince me that Leonard Pierce is not Elegant Victorian Lady.

TDK became a must-see for everyone because it was released right after Heath Ledger died. If Michael Bay died before the release of Transformers 3, that would be the must-see film of that year too. It would suck if a Transformers movie became the unifying event of a generation, but hey, Michael Bay is dead. Pretty…

Assburgers to you sir.

Wanna make that your final answer?

Going to the AV Club is causing my computer to grow a hipster beard.

Know what's really harmful to your computer?
Relying on a McAfee product to protect it (so my nerd friends tell me).

Please, please tell me
that Michael Richards will be one of the "refs" and will have to counsel a mixed-race couple.

Could it BE any less appetizing?

The Wife Nazi
After we fight, my wife is always all like "No sex for you! One month!" Help me Jerry Seinfeld!

Yeah, I'm not a Matisyahu fan anyway, but he definitely lost any shot at my music-purchasing dollars when I read "general Jack-Johnson-ness". Christ I hate that fucker. Some people identify strongly with their ethnic group, religion, or political affiliation; my all-abiding hatred of Jack Johnson is what defines me…

Less grating than my failure to pluralize "Sopranos", perhaps.

The therapy sessions from The Soprano were less grating than… what exactly?

I think Aesop Rock already did the whole "none shall pass" schtick.

Perhaps he will reference certain brands of motor vehicles and alcoholic beverages in order to apprise us of his comfortable recreational lifestyle?