Good call, Jorge. That commercial may have subliminally influenced me to choose the number 89. Luckily it didn't subliminally influence me to actually eat at Taco Bell.

He can't retire, he's still got 3 more years before his G-Unit pension plan vests.

If I had a penny for his thoughts I'd be a zeroaire.

I would think he would have to at least acknowledge his currently diminished status in hip hop just a little bit, so there will propbably be a lot of "I'm back, better than ever/you thought I fell off", etc.

Adjusting for inflation
He should be at least 89 Cent by the time the album finally drops.

Are you sure it wasn't because of all the farting?

Yeah, but she's got some god that she owes a sacrifice to, so maybe she does need Sam sooner than later. Timing is always important in ritual, and her whole schtick seems to be pretty closely tied to ritual worship and sacrifice. I don't think she's such an immortal that she can afford to just blow off Dionysus.

The REAL Kirk Cameron would point out that this movie provides documentary evidence that humans and (radioactive) dinosaurs existed at the same time.

Andy was dancing around at a few of the orgies, but it seemed more like he just enjoys a good party. He never got the "bug eyes" as far as I can remember. If Maryann can only control people with insecurities, I would think Andy would be an easy target… he's an alcoholic who lost his job and has everyone thinking…

Yeah, Sarsgard has finally started engaging in something close to "acting" over the last few episodes. Before that (going all the way back to his "Iceman" character in Generation Kill) he seemed to just play the same emotionless monotone badass week in and week out. I like how his pursuit of Sookie and the death of…

King Geedorah
I think they should do a whole series of movies where Godzilla fights MF Doom's alter-egos. Next up: Godzilla vs. Viktor Vaughn!

"How much do you think my head weighs?"

Pure StallOWNage, Bernice.

This is why I support the Obama death panels.

I've actually never seen Cliffhanger. Might be time to indulge in some "Better Late Than Never" action with a little help from Crackle. I could do without most of the rest of what they're offering though.

The Griffin Dunne speaking-from-beyond-the-grave scenes in AWiL were pretty darn campy if you ask me.

OK, so I'm not the best around… nor am I a man who would fight for your honor, OTP. I seem to be in serious jeopardy of never achieving my lifelong goal of living according to the tenets set forth in the music from the Karate Kid movies. And please don't crush my dreams further by telling me that Peter Cetera has…

Caruso was so much better before he started working blue.

Yes, but who did that amazing guitar work in Joe Esposito's "You're The Best Around"?

That's just, like, your opinion, man.